Rado Men’s R18569233 Diastar Stainless-Steel Quartz Bracelet Watch
So I received it in my gold plated mailbox on my solid gold driveway next to my diamond cut grass on my 100 acre land next to the 30 story mansion when I noticed the watch was made from plastic with some big letter on the back “CHINA” And so I put it on and it shocked me so bad I went to the hospital and died. This is a load of crap.
DIS WILL BRING U BTCHES, I AM A PART TIME PIMP AND MY BUSINESS INCREASE 50% AFTER I BAUGHT DIS WATCH AND IT WAS EVEN CHEAPER HERE THAN AT DA PAWN SHOP SO ITS A GOOD DEAL
Many of you have made jokes regarding this watch, but let me tell you the tale of the Zenith that is as old as time. You see, the Bible speaks of the Zenith in Genesis. God said, “let there be Zenith!” before anything else. From the Zenith’s ability to create matter (sorry, all you Physics professors), Earth was made.
Throughout history, the Zenith has shown it’s work. However, the magnificence of Zenith has not always been pretty. If you remember from history class, the bubonic plague killed off almost 1/4 of the world. The plague was actually the result of Zenith’s punishment to the world, Rado R18569233 especially the English, for not producing the Zenith’s own, “Magna Zenith” (Great Zenith) in 1215. Instead, the English went with Magna Carta. Zenith vowed revenge on the world for the ultimate of snubs.
In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered the “New World.” Well, this may be the popular theory to this date. However, truth be told – it was actually Zenith who sought a nice tropical paradise in the Bahamas for relaxation. Having some remorse for unleashing the world’s deadliest epidemic known to man, Zenith decided to pass along the location of this new found world to it’s close friend, Columbus.
That is just an example of the lengthy history of Zenith’s magnificence. Recently, the work of Zenith can be found in today’s motion pictures. Many of you have seen National Treasure, where the Free Masons allegedly hid the “World’s Treasure” from the British. Well, as you may have guessed it……historically, the Zenith hid the Free Masons. Zenith, of course, was not happy with the movie’s interpretation.
Zenith’s vengeance? The stock market crash of 2008…..enough said.
No man….to this day…..knows the whereabouts of Zenith. However, experts speculate that Zenith is hibernating somewhere in a South American rainforest, ready and able to unleash his great power amongst the world.
I must say, many of you are correct in your association of Zenith with Chuck Norris. Legend has it that Zenith and Chuck Norris will decide the fate of the world, as described in Revelations.
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